Q: What is tattooed behind a Blonde's left ear?
A: Inflate to 50 PSI.

Q: How did the Blonde die ice fishing?
A: She got run over by the Zamboni.

Q. Why did the Blonde stare at a can of frozen orange juice?
A: Because it said concentrate.

Q: Why was the Blonde proud for finishing a puzzle in only six months?
A: The box said "2 to 4 years!

Q: Why do Blondes always smile during lightning storms?
A: They think their picture is being taken.

Q: Why do Blondes have "TGIF" written on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.

Q: How can you tell when a Blonde sends you a fax?
A: It has a stamp on it.

Q: Why can't Blondes dial 911?
A: They can't find the eleven on the phone!

Q: What do you do if a Blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth!

Q: How can you tell if a Blonde has been using your computer?
A: There is white-out all over the monitor.

Q: How do you get a Blonde on the roof?
A: Tell her the drinks are on the house.

Q: Why shouldn't Blondes have coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.

A brunette goes to the doctor and as she touches each part of her body with her finger, she says, "doctor it hurts everywhere.
My leg hurts, my arm hurts, my neck hurts & even my head hurts!"
The doctor asks, "Were you ever a Blonde?" "Yes, I was," she replies.
Why do you ask?
The doctor answers, because your finger is broken!

Q: What do you call an eternity?
A: Four Blondes at a four way stop.

Q: Why do Blondes like a BMW better than a Chevrolet?
A: They can spell BMW.

A Blonde and a brunette were walking outside when the brunette said, "Oh, look at the dead bird." The Blonde looked skyward and said "Where, where?"

A brunette is standing on some train tracks, jumping from rail to rail, saying "21" "21" "21".
A Blonde walks up, sees her and decides to join her. She also starts jumping from rail to rail, saying "21" "21" "21".
Suddenly, the brunette hears a train whistle, and she jumps off the tracks just as the Blonde is splattered all over the place.
The brunette goes back to jumping from rail to rail, counting, "22" "22" "22".

Three Blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.
The first Blonde said "those are deer tracks."
The second Blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks."
The third Blonde said "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks."
The Blondes were still arguing when the train hit them.

Q: What do smart Blondes and UFOs have in common?
A: You always hear about them but you never see them.

Q: How do you drown a Blonde?
A: Put a scratch & sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.

Q: Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one?
A: You have to hollow out the head.

Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for 4 hours they finally saw a sign that said "Disneyland left" so they turned around and went home.

Three Blondes are stuck on a deserted island, when one of them finds a lamp on the beach. She picks it up and gives it a little rub and a genie pops out.
The genie looks at the three Blondes and says, "I normally give three wishes, but since there are three of you, I will grant each of you one wish.
" Well the first one is tired of being on the island, so she wishes to go back home. POOF!! She disappears.
The second one said she too is tired of the island, and wishes to go home.
POOF!! She too disappears.
The genie then turns to the last Blonde and asks her what her wish is.
"Gee," she says, "I'm awfully lonely here by myself. I wish those other two were still here ...."

Q: What did the Blonde say when she opened the box of cheerios?
A: Oh look, daddy ... doughnut seeds.

Q: How do you get a twinkle in a Blonde's eye?
A: Shine a flashlight in her ear.

Q: If a Blonde and a brunette fell out of an airplane, who would land first?
A: The brunette. The Blonde would have to stop and ask for directions.

Q: Why don't Blondes like making KOOL-AID?
A: Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.

Q: Why can't Blondes make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.

Q: Did you hear about the two Blondes that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theather?
A: They went to see "Closed for the Winter."

Q: Why won't they hire Blondes as pharmacists?
A: They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.