2) Sociable :
    Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.

3) Cross eyed :
    Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.

4) Timid :
    Can't piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal, comes back.

5) Indifferent :
    All urinals taken, pisses in sink.

6) Clever :
    No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on floor.

7) Worried :
    Not sure where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.

8) Frivolous :
    Plays stream up, stream down, and tries to hit other urinals.

9) Absent minded :
    Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.

10) Childish :
     Pisses directly in the bottom of urinal, likes to see bubbles.

11) Sneak :
     Farts quietly while pissing, acts very innocent.

12) Patient :
     Stands very close while waiting, reads with free hands.

13) Desperate :
     Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.

14) Tough :
     Bangs p*nis on the side of urinal to dry.

15) Efficient :
     Waits until he has to crap, then does both.

16) Fat :
     Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses on shoe.

17) Little :
     Stands on a box, falls in and drowns.

18) Drunk :
     Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.

19) Disgruntled :
     Stands for a while, fires up, walks away.

20) Conceited :
     Holds two inch p*nis like a baseball bat.